Weird but True

#6 I am a 40 year old man and still hugging my teddy bear while sleeping... Nice?

7 I decided to pee in the cinema because i didn't want to miss out one part of the movie... :X


#8 One day when i suddenly let go a fart in front of my girl friend which i never do before in front of a supermarket Q, she turns around and say to the mum of two kids "thats rude"

#9 There are so many beautiful women working in my place but my boss only locks the door when i'm with him in the room, his gay....

#10 I like my teacher and i tried kissing her once, she slapped and class was never the same again.. I feel shame

Nothing but the Truth

#1 I can't do this but i have to break up with my bf.

#2 I own 5 houses and 7 cars but i'm still a virgin.

#3 I only date their money

#4 I've gotten up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and then fallen asleep while on the toilet. I don't know if any of my roomates found out or not.

#5 I made a 20 years old model pregnant and i had no idea how to tell my wife