Nothing but the Truth

#1 I can't do this but i have to break up with my bf.

#2 I own 5 houses and 7 cars but i'm still a virgin.

#3 I only date their money

#4 I've gotten up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and then fallen asleep while on the toilet. I don't know if any of my roomates found out or not.

#5 I made a 20 years old model pregnant and i had no idea how to tell my wife